9. Travelling with one piece of carry-on luggage.
8. Not feeding people three, four, five times a day.
7. Leaving the house without snacks. Or battles over emptying bladders.
6. Not thinking about other people’s bladders.
5. Not monitoring other people’s ear wax and fingernails.
4. Getting through an entire
day week month without raising my voice.
3. Getting through an entire
week month year without hearing rap music.
2. Getting through an entire
month year lifetime without wiping another person’s bottom.
1. Doing laundry just once a week.